(i was recently told that my last quote entries weren't "that funny". that said, i'm bringing it anyhooze. also, as school is out-for-summer, the kid quotes will be fewer and mostly from the ones that i nanny or highpoint kids. still gold, though. still gold. enjoy.)
"I have a terrible sense of remembrance." -Jacob, age 7
"Is that enough 'creatures'?" -Sophie, age 18, on Mary Shelley
"C'mon, people! Are you serious here?!?"- Jacob on InTouch magazine (which he shamefully found in my backseat)
"...it's like a marriage magazine." -after I questioned what he was reading
"What's the big deal of college anyways?" -Jacob
"What do you think is the big deal? the point?" -me
"Tests. Tests. Teeeests." -Jacob
"Why do people pay taxes? I mean, how do they pay them?" -Jacob
"Blah blah blah..." -my explanation, paraphrased
"Never mind for the whole 'paying tax thing'." -Jacob's reaction to that business
" I like Rock Obama." -Maria, age 4
"What do you like about him?" -me
"I like his handsome hair."
"Jill Bradford is interrupting me listening to Kurt. Hey Kurt, what's that thing that I'm never supposed to forget?" -Stefan, age 18
"Michael just laughs at everything Jill says." -Stefan
"Just say his name. Just say his name." -Brian, age 17
"You 2 are like a married black couple." -Michael, age 17
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