“When you blow your nose, it gets the boogers away.” -Leon, 4, on allergies
“Don’t look up my skirt. That’s private.” -Claire, 5 on stairs
“I know it’s private.” -Rylan, 5
“I have a hugenormous big big big owie.” -Logan, 4, on knees
“I knew your name when I was a baby. Before I came to school I missed you.
I miss you when I’m at home.” -Caleb, 4
I miss you when I’m at home.” -Caleb, 4
“A hippo sitting on a chair?! Seriously?” -Shannley, 4, on storybooks
“Your bread is more good than ours.” -Truman, 3, on HyVee
Me: What’s your dad’s name?
Leon: I don’t know. He’s gonna have to tell me.”
“You should hold Ms. Brown’s hand so you don’t slip and fall.” -Leon, 4,
on snowblowing
on snowblowing
“Uhm, Ms. Bradford, it’s HOME Depot.” -Truman, 3, on Discovery Depot
“I am tired at this weather.” -Leon, 4, on 2019
“Don’t worry, Ms. Bradford, I have my listening ears on loud. Very high.”
-Logan, 4, on lies
-Logan, 4, on lies
“You are funny. You say crazy things.” -Leon, 4, on Ms. Bradford
“We don’t have time for this!!” -Will, 3, on fire drills and nonsense
“Him is not a talker.” -Rylan, 5, on Paxton
“I’m touching you with my CARDINAL hand!” -Hudson, 5, on redbirds
“In my head, I’m like...what kinda party?” -Tinley, 5, on raising hands
“An 80’s song. That means ‘I love you’ in Japanese.” -Caleb, 4, on his brain
“It wasn’t before Christmas. Christmas was yesterday.” -Baylee, 4,
on Easter and time
on Easter and time
“You are weird. It’s what makes you fun.” -June, 4, on Ms. Bradford
“This floor is so clean, I can’t even imagine the vacuum!” -Shannley, 4
“You probably shouldn’t tell the kids that.” -Shannley, 4, on floor cleanliness
“Mr. Jim always has the treasure!” -Hudson, 5, on Fruit Loops
“Are you a scientist?” -Rylan, 5, on slime production
“Ms. Bradford, this is not my favorite.” -Sawyer, 3, on beets
“My heart says I want to marry my food.” -June, 4, on lunch
“When is it gonna be up time?” -Shannley, 4, on quiet
“HEY! **SNAPS** I’m talking to you!!” -Leon, 4, on Paxton
“You don’t got pokers.” -Donovan, 3, on earrings
“Chicken Little is weird.” -Claire, 5, on stories
“I love it when you sing. Especially about frogs.” -Caleb, 4, on speckles
“I’m a genie in a bottle, gotta ask me the right way.” -Claire, 5, on lyrics
“Tornadoes can eat people! This is freakin’ me out!” -Logan, 4, on weather
“I do not want to stay here 3 months. I do not want to stay here 3 days.”
-Logan, 4, on the end of the year
-Logan, 4, on the end of the year
“He’s a CARNIVORE. He doesn’t eat cardboard.” -Kierre, 5, on dinosaurs
