"You came back! You said you would come back, so I knew you would come back!"

“When you blow your nose, it gets the boogers away.” -Leon, 4, on allergies

“Don’t look up my skirt. That’s private.” -Claire, 5 on stairs

“I know it’s private.” -Rylan, 5

“I have a hugenormous big big big owie.” -Logan, 4, on knees

“I knew your name when I was a baby. Before I came to school I missed you.
I miss you when I’m at home.” -Caleb, 4

“A hippo sitting on a chair?! Seriously?” -Shannley, 4, on storybooks

“Your bread is more good than ours.” -Truman, 3, on HyVee

Me: What’s your dad’s name?

Leon: I don’t know. He’s gonna have to tell me.”

“You should hold Ms. Brown’s hand so you don’t slip and fall.” -Leon, 4,
on snowblowing

“Uhm, Ms. Bradford, it’s HOME Depot.” -Truman, 3, on Discovery Depot

“I am tired at this weather.” -Leon, 4, on 2019

“Don’t worry, Ms. Bradford, I have my listening ears on loud. Very high.”
-Logan, 4, on lies

“You are funny. You say crazy things.” -Leon, 4, on Ms. Bradford

“We don’t have time for this!!” -Will, 3, on fire drills and nonsense

“Him is not a talker.” -Rylan, 5, on Paxton

“I’m touching you with my CARDINAL hand!” -Hudson, 5, on redbirds

“In my head, I’m like...what kinda party?” -Tinley, 5, on raising hands

“An 80’s song. That means ‘I love you’ in Japanese.” -Caleb, 4, on his brain

“It wasn’t before Christmas. Christmas was yesterday.” -Baylee, 4,
on Easter and time

“You are weird. It’s what makes you fun.” -June, 4, on Ms. Bradford

“This floor is so clean, I can’t even imagine the vacuum!” -Shannley, 4

“You probably shouldn’t tell the kids that.” -Shannley, 4, on floor cleanliness

“Mr. Jim always has the treasure!” -Hudson, 5, on Fruit Loops

“Are you a scientist?” -Rylan, 5, on slime production

“Ms. Bradford, this is not my favorite.” -Sawyer, 3, on beets

“My heart says I want to marry my food.” -June, 4, on lunch

“When is it gonna be up time?” -Shannley, 4, on quiet

“HEY! **SNAPS** I’m talking to you!!” -Leon, 4, on Paxton

“You don’t got pokers.” -Donovan, 3, on earrings

“Chicken Little is weird.” -Claire, 5, on stories

“I love it when you sing. Especially about frogs.” -Caleb, 4, on speckles

“I’m a genie in a bottle, gotta ask me the right way.” -Claire, 5, on lyrics

“Tornadoes can eat people! This is freakin’ me out!” -Logan, 4, on weather

“I do not want to stay here 3 months. I do not want to stay here 3 days.”
-Logan, 4, on the end of the year

“He’s a CARNIVORE. He doesn’t eat cardboard.” -Kierre, 5, on dinosaurs