"YOU FORGOT THE NOSE POKES!"

more from the minds of the childrens....

"What do you think is the most popular car in the world?"
"Are you a Christian?"
"Do you celebrate Halloween?"
"Who was the first person to use money?"
"When I grow up, who will give me my phone number?"

"What does negative mean?"
(insert Jill giving an in-depth subtraction lesson, complete with plastic soccer men)
"So how can a story be negative or positive?"
(hey...little kids DO listen to NPR if it's on in the car. as further evidenced by his insistence that he wants to "Listen to the news!")

and the highlight of the week:

(radio DJ announces that the previously played Taylor Swift song is the biggest deal in the country)
"Um, no. The National Anthem is actually the biggest song in the country." DUH.

p.s. i'm currently missing the verve and the mommyheads.