(after the insanity of the boys visit, my brother returned to denver just 2 weeks later. with my mom. we had a blast doing all kinds of touristy things. and generally laughing at random nonsense. that's where the first few quotes come from...)
"Are you going to get drunk and then ride roller coasters?"
"No. I'm going to ride roller coasters and THEN get drunk."
"I'm old and I don't have a job." -doug on the ladies
"This is upside down? THIS IS UPSIDE DOWN!!" -doug on mocking jill
"It come right up to us."
"Came."
"It come right up. I could have petted it."
"Pet it."
"PETTED IT."
"It is inbred in me."
"Ingrained."
"INBRED."
"I'm going loosey goosey, so I'm having more fun." -jill
"This tickles my tummy!" -mom
"Do you hear that thunder?" -mom
"That's the Tilt-a-Whirl." -jill
"This thing is held together with bubble gum! You can't live forever..." -doug's new best friend
"Are you making fun of me?" -mom
"I was just putting on a 2.5 multiplier." -doug on height
"This is horrible! I am not having fun!" -mom
(end of family visit...we will now be moving on to Trailer Trash Thin Man style, LT's bachelorette party and wedding, and life as "normal" for me.....you've been warned.)
"It just degenerates really quickly when there's words involved." -micah on games
"I have some tequilla because I've been hanging out with Mexicans." -nico
"I just tattooed half the MILFs on the Western Slope!" -brian
"Honey! Come watch me get a tattoo from this gay boy!" -random AARP tour busser
"I don't think I can handle any happiness right now." -kendra on chinese food
"I AM LEGEND is coming true." -darren on NYC
"Will Smith always brings the dope stuff." -marcus
"Apparently you've never been to a Diana Ross concert. You always have a back-up outfit." -marcus
"It's like IBS. But of the soul." -nils
"You look like a girl who can move some shit." -eric
"You see, my biggest goal is to eat a hot dog later in the evening." -LT on dinner
"The army surplus store in Pekin is real good if you like guns." -phil
"It might be my armpit swagger." -kevin
"It's her birthday. There are more cupcakes." -mat
"I love that you went balls first." -micah
"It softens up pretty quickly, but then it goes hard." -tarynn
"I wish I could carry a purse and not look gay." -tyler
"Were you just telling an enema story and I missed the whole thing???" -tarynn
"It's probably licensed." -jill on hot dog carts
"I didn't know he would be getting naked. But that's my fault." -kevin on charlie
"Weed and leather. That's my billboard." -marcus
"So I let him go right on thinking that I slept with his mom." -mat
"I don't like going through life with an agenda. It's like a job fair." -de la
"I'm curious to see your biorhythms." -brian
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