"Whoa. That's a long time for livin'."
"This is Justin Beiber."
"No, this is Katy Perry."
"Well, it has a Justin Beiber voice."
"And it says 'Baby'."
"That means he has a wife."
"No! I was onpatient!"
"One time I did something that was danger. I went skydiving off a building. And I landed on my feet, of course."
"I think I smell my mom coming. Actually, that's my dad I think I smell. That's my dad you smell."
"HEY Miss J! Is that how you spell your stinkin' name?!"
"You just took a huge dump on my day."
"She really is that adorable."
"You look very pretty today."
"I know."
"Is that your real voice??"
"You want to talk about failure?" (proceeds to sing Dolly Parton's Jolene)
"My middle name is usually called 'Cinderella'."
"I'm pretty good with nature."
"You know me-I'm a big peanut fan, so I'll have a hamburger before I leave."
"I love the smell of memory."
"Well, it sounds like 'urine,' so add the 'b'."
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