"But you don't really hear anything."-Kevin
"Oop-a little sprinkle just went down to join the cheese." -me on spills
"A little snack pack in your tit-kerchief." -Erin
"Jill saying anything out of context is hilarious-but 'boner-killing-tit-kerchief' might be the best." -Todd
"Yeah, well, a lot of people moved when your mother and I got married." -MB
"By golly, I've got to be alright. I must be alright." -Grandma
"Licorice slurpee, right?" -Flanders
"I could not turn them over any slower or leave them there any longer." -Duey
"I rather enjoy shoveling dirt into the faces of...well, women." -Adam
"You got a lot going on on your boots right there." -Doug
"Why do you have a button on your head?" -Mel
"I just realized how appropriate it is that my bosom is heaving in this dress." -me on the opera
"You want some booze?" -Keller, also on the opera
"I don't know opera, but I know my Cyndi." -Keller
"Do you want Jesus to be your personal savior or your personal trainer?" -John
"People love watching fat people do stuff." -Adam
"That's the first link in the chain on the way to my mongolism. MOGULism. I'm gonna be a mogul." -Adam
"It's all country and Jesus in here." -me on Galesburg
"I don't know if you remember, but they had rootbeer. That was their thing." -Nate on Oogie's
"I need some dirtiness in my life. Yolkey but not whitey." -Sarah on the Broadview
"Well, I can't really tell. You haven't taken that lifevest off all night." -Eddie Peters on my body
"Pretty much whatever you ate at The Broadview plus fart." -Adam
"I brainwash all the grandkids." -Mel
"I've got my Associates Degree. TWO OF EM!" -Dusti
"Our relationship is unhealthy. The most passionate ones are." -Erynn
"Does the hula hoop gene skip a generation?" -Cheri
"Are you militarily ready for this evening?" -Adam
"We can't be teammates. But we can still be friends." -Randell
"Primary colors! Anxiety lights! Something's wrong!!" -Zac
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