"I thought he died on a Tuesday, actually." -Jacob on MLK
"How much boys, other than your relatives, have you kissed?"
"Elizabeth is more of a fashion-style girl name."
"I'm such a nitwit."
"Oh, you're not a niblet."
"I used to have two teeth that were loose. Now I only have one. Because I brushed 'em good."
"I'd just get him a water."
"What do you want for Christmas?"
"I don't really ask for anything anymore. Christmas is mostly about being with my family."
"No, that's what Thanksgiving is about. That's what I call it."
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