"I think it was, like, the end of creation and God was like, 'Let's stick parts of these 3 animals together.' Front-back-middle-Platypus!" -JRe on water mammals
"At least I have my modesty panel. No one wants to see 61-year-old boobs."-Mom Keller on wedding attire
"Let's be honest: people like you." -Jessica on job interviews
"You know you like to crush the nutballs." -Dave on Camels
"Yeah, my name's Josh. Look at my shoes, of course my name is Josh." -Riley on Wrouley
"Richard Tate. I went to school with him." -Joe on Lil' Rascal jokes
"There are so many reasons why we are not doctors." -Jess on forceps/triceps
"Yeah, they usually have convenience stores in city parks. 7-11, probably." -Mel on water
"Skinny jeans. Bigger man." -LT on hipster rollerblading
"Are you calling me on purpose?" -Manderson on Monday afternoon randomness
"Maybe he doesn't believe what he sees." -Mel on flirtatious eye contact
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