"HEY! This makes my hipcock look normal."

this round of quotes is fairly inappropriate. i cleaned up what i could, left some out...but some are just to flippin' funny to keep from the fans. it should be said that i've been wicked busy, moved since i last typed, and there is mucho seriouso going on in the brain, the conversations, and many of my peoples have rough lives right now....so the laughter has been fueled by the actual insanity of lives, mine and others....and very therapeutic. if you're easily offended by junior high humor, please skip to the kid quote blog.

"Or a Dance Dance Revolution pad, yes." -LT on bike storage/the reading nook/the scaring spot

"I don't care if there are midgets jumping over rainbows on them, I'm not wearing shorts." -Edubs on Elitches

"You do Kevin all the time?" -Jill on impressions
"That's because he's so easy." -Erin
(ridiculous amounts of laughter)
"This better go in the quote book."-Erin
(again with the laughing....throughout)
"I want to see Jill do me." -Erin
"I do you all the time."-Jill
"Excellent." -Erin

"Geothermal Farrell. It's funny what they think is funny." -JRe on Greensburg

"Turbation. Could you please ask Erin to define that and get back to me?" -Jess

"It was in my little hidey hole." -Jessica on spare keys

"Um....you just said 'vagina' and 'penis chuck'..." -JRe on the line
"Pee chute?" -Spud mishearing

"What is going on with all of these 'hidey holes'?" -Erin misses the joke (or rather, makes it.)

"Of course he's going to Lillith Fair. He's gonna have a picnic blanket and read the latest Anita Shreve book." -Erin on masculinity

"I've done it in a line a lot." -Jill on the laughing game

"I liked doin' the three." -Anna on Consequences

"What's happening? What's that snapping noise?" -Jill on water bottles
"Your brain? Synapses misfiring?" -Whit

"I can't believe you found another TOM!" -Erin on Kevin

"Yeah. That does not sound like a bunch of noise to me." -Kevin on Larimer Lounge

"Sometimes when I'm having a bad day, I go to Wal-Mart so I can feel pretty." -steph on the meatstick

"But, it's like, why are you bringing God into this?!" -Jess on Galatians 2:17

"So three things: no idols, don't eat bloody meat, and keep your sexy time clean." -Jill on Acts 21

"If they were one person, they'd be, like, my best friend. Of all time." -AndrewX on marrieds

"How dare you call out a hipster and then pull an iPhone out of your pocket? How's that application workin' for ya?" -AndrewN on Ben