kid quote blog returns. the preschool edition.
"Ms. Bradford, we have a problem. The problem is it's cold outside." -Hudson, 4
"QUEEN BUG!!" -Lincoln, 4, on queen bees
"I'm so excited for February. Because February 4 is SNACK DAY." -Dylan, 5, on the SuperBowl
me: Do giraffes hibernate or migrate?
*blank stares*
me: Where do giraffes go in the winter?
"Uh, Ms. Bradford? Giraffes stay at the zoo." -Gavin, 4
me: What's your favorite candy?
"CAKE!" -Keegan, 3
"He makes money at work. That's all he does." -Maya, 4, on her dad's job
"I hate that. I hate that so much. I never want to do that." -Maya, 4, on glue
"Chickens poop eggs out." -Paxton, 4
"It smells like breath." -Gavin, 4, on peppermint tea
"It feels like I'm marrying someone!!" -Gavin, 4, on peppermint
"I found poo-poo on the floor." -Layken, 5, on problems
"You better watch out of me. I'm gonna sneeze." -Layken, 5
"Ms. Henness....Miss, uh, ....Glasses! ....Uh....Ms. Bradford!" -Layken, 5, on remembering names
"Ms. BadBird." -Maddax, 5, on me
"The whole world is really wild." -Tinley, 4
me: Who can tell me a word that starts with 'V'?
"VERB!" -Adrix, 3, on brilliance
Layken: No. We are not friends. You are not being nice to me.
Me: Welp, this is the schedule. Right now is quiet time.
Layken: I do not like that.
"Ms. Bradford, I believe that most people are good." -Lincoln, 4, on breaking my heart
"Hims do that." -Paxton, 3, on pronouns
"Listen! It's a ding-ding gate!" -Lincoln, 4, on trains
"Ms. Bradford, your hair is pretty good." -JJ, 5, on braids
me: *sprays peppermint oil*
Layken: "Oh, man!!! That smells good!"
*puts face in armpit*
**eyes water**
Layken" "I do not want to smell that anymore! IT SMELLS AWFUL GOOD."
"This is a challenge." -Adrix, 4, on scissors
