"The get up and go got up and went." -sadee
"We've got security." -lou
"Why does Charlotte Russe have an outlet store?" -jill
"If people see me pick my nose, I don't really care."
"Are you gonna put this on your blog? I don't want to have to censor myself." -sadee
"I really like this...well, until I saw these f*ckers." -sloan on birds
"Are you doing inappropriate things with my pen?" -lou
"Self-diagnosed. High anxiety. Tightly wound." -medhurst
"Oh, we're not in Colorado. I have a hard time remembering that you live in Florida." -maggie
"I thought you would appreciate that. You especially." -keri
"...the lesbian and her lesbian friend. COME ON, YOU CARPET MUNCHERS!!" -maggie
"I really don't like bees. But I really like bees!" -allison
"That's exactly what it says at the Gap. 'This b already bought something online.'"
"Sara, you should skip the ruffage." -svr
"Mary told me she would buy my Coach purse." -maggie
"He's very generous in his own kind of ways. But those are not his ways." -sadee
"I...am about....to stick my face...in that big bowl of cho-co-late mousse." -jill
"I frickin' love enchiladas." -fritzel
"I had my moment where I invited Jesus into my heart. But it was a lie." -mg
"I would work here just to hear "Sleigh Ride" every day." -sara on disney
"All the other girls are gonna be sooo jealous!" -allie on fairy dust
"It's not your fault, I just look chubby." -jill
"It may be cutting off the electricity of my body." -svr
"I would like to do a water aerobics class. Like with senior citizens." -sadee on exercise
"Now, if I'm a white girl from Illinois, is it still just a "little" spicy?" -jill
"Jill has two beers and is....ready to screw the bartender." -maggie on tolerance
"You want some drizzle dizzle?" -lou
"I can't even speak grammar." -maggie
"I'm a little tipsy. I don't know if I've ever been totally drunk around you guys."
"Jill's like the paparazzi." -maggie
"Keri, do you want to go next? While you can still form a sentence?" -jill on highs and lows
"You ever had your business done?" -jill
"Not professionally." -lou
"Never roam alone!" -luke on bernard
"Oh, I was on the tit."
"Oh, shit! That's great!" -luke on pictures
"....and Sloan is the same height as the Medhurst girls." -sadee on the same pictures
"Do you think Bernard is playing with his penus in here?"
"They don't make a condom for your heart, Jill."
"Did you guys know that in high school I was really popular for doing the running man??" -keri
"I like to touch my flower." -smf
"Sloan, do you have a pen?"
"I thought you stole a pen."
"If we were in the DAR, you'd be our historian." -sadee
"Hair down. No boobs." -allie on first impressions
"I enjoyed the side trip to the ghetto." -lou
"Lou, we should sit together more often. We're funny." -jill
"She is NOT okay."
"All of the shirts in my closet are short sleeved. And I live in Illinois." -sloan
"No, thanks. We don't drink and drive." -sadee on coupons
"Oh, are you gonna put it in your purse and recycle it?" -maggie on pizza crust
"Now why did we stop when I just said I was gonna do what I was gonna do?" -sloan
"Her name is Helen because Sloan likes to mute her." -maggie on the garmin
"There I am, itching my hoo-ha. Don't worry; I'm not up in there."
"You are ruining their 'Happiest Place on Earth' moment." -lou
"...And now she's Elmo." -sadee
"Doesn't this just make you happy, Jill?"
"Now there's an adult up there...OK, he's mentally handicapped."
"No chocolate! GO DANCE UP THERE!!" -all sadee on downtown disney
"Those sorority girls like that crap." -sadee on paint your own pottery
"And Jill." -maggie
"Are you saying my neck is fat?"
"Yeah-I have a godmother. She's 78." -maggie
"You can be in a movie at 15, why can't you be a godmother?" -sara
"Do you have pictures yet?" -lou on the plimptons
"So George Plimpton is married to the young model?!" -sara
(all of the above plus 18 other quotes happened while all 8 of us were in the car. There was only ONE actual topic of conversation.)
"You're fine. Move on. Build a bridge." -maggie
"I should drink more." -medhurst
"And I do watch a little too much Nancy Grace. I own that." -sadee on conservative views
