the absence of blogs (quote, book or otherwise) has many contributing factors. i've not really pondered whether or not to share with the internets what's been happening. the last few days it's become apparent that an outpouring is nearing inevitability. wait for it. and thanks for loving me.
"I'm on a chair! I'm on a chair! But I can't dance." -christie
"They're Scottish. Or maybe British. Well, they're not from Colorado."
"I have a super developed sense of stating the obvious." -john
"He ruined my chances of getting an account at Blockbuster." -nils
"That's what I get for being a nice Christian gay." -marcus
"Meadowlark gets his own day? I've known you for 8 years! I don't have my own day." -edubs
"Aside from your vocabulary, I'm not really sure what you have going for you." -stu
"Are there pants? Or are there short shorts?" -john
"Now I'm telling my two Thin Man friends. Well, Jill's my all-the-time friend." -LT
"When you go out with clean intentions, that's when fish jump in your boat." -john
"You know what I like: bacon and beer." -jill
"It's like wet Denver is floating by." -logan
"Either way, she put it in a box." -dicker
"That was a giant horse's penis squirting." -laura
"$2.50 PBR?! That sh^t better come in a can!" -micah
"This is Care Bear Halloween! This is CARE BEAR HALLOWEEN!!" -jill
"Old people should go home and leave me alone." -steve
"It looks like he's in the middle of a 'no rules' week." -JRe
"Just 'cuz Jesus and I don't see eye to eye doesn't mean we don't both have eyes." -john
"I'll be sausage slappin' down the street to save your a$$." -james
"That dude plus sports equals zero." -edubs
"It puts the lotion on its' back or else it gets my hose again." -jason
"Blacks are like redheads: there's no in between." -rod
"I like a little beer poop mix." -will
"I'm not even going to give you the "For instance," because it's bad." -dolo
"Don't let the leather fool you, he is a child." -dicker
"Maybe it's a competition to see who can read harder." -adrian
"All I got was blue balls. And it tasted good." -andrew
"No, I have a picture with him on facebook, I just don't remember his name." -kevin
"She tried to be incognito. But she was totally suspicious. She was incogspicious." -bj
"This is not awkward on three different levels." -zac
